Your name is JOHN EGBERT and you are currently 17 years old. You somehow transformed into this GREEN FLOATY DOG THINGY, or like normal people call it, a SPRITE.
You have no idea how to turn back and you have accepted your fate as half dog floaty human.
Not much has changed, except that you suddenly ADORE tennis balls, bacon and tummy rubs. Doggy things in general, actually.
(( a theory on how john became like this is that's it's an alternate timeline where john's dreamself was the one who got killed and prototyped instead of jade, he can't remember anything though, all he knows is that he suddenly turned into a sprite, without realizing what actually happened. ))
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You have become the lusus of http://peacefullittlething.tumblr.com/
even though you are not sure if you are ready to raise a grub yet. You will see what time brings.
(( lovely icon done by fabro ;u; <3 ))